Withnail & I - Jake Quotes (Michael Elphick)

Jake The Poacher threatening Withnail with an eel

• I've been watching you. Especially you, prancing like a tit. You want working on boy.

• Now look you - them pheasants are for his pot. These eels are for my pot. Now what makes you think I should give you something for your pot?

• Help us out Raymond. He's been stuffed from arsehole to t' beak.

The official screenplay includes quotes that didn't make the film.

• Here, give us a wheeze on that fag.

• Now listen here you young prat. Haven't got no pheasants. Haven't got no birds. No more than you have.