Withnail and I Quotes

The Withnail and I film script contains a virtually non-stop array of one-liners from all the main characters... making it one of the most quotable films ever made. You can browse these quotes in their entirety by buying the official Withnail and I script here.

Use the left-hand menu to view some of the most popular quotes from the main Withnail and I characters, or check out the official screenplay (published by Bloomsbury Paperbacks) for the full script that includes scenes that didn't make it into the final film.



During filming, film crew were banned from laughing on-set - purely because the comedy was designed to be contructed by circumstance rather than stand-alone gags.