Withnail and I Quotes

The Withnail and I script contains a virtually non-stop array of one-liners from all the characters... making it one of the most quotable films ever made.

Use the left-hand menu to view some of the most popular quotes from the main Withnail and I characters, or buy the official screenplay - published by Bloomsbury Paperbacks - for the full script that includes scenes that didn't make it into the final film.



During filming, film crew were banned from laughing on-set - purely because the comedy was designed to be contructed by circumstance rather than stand-alone gags.